Day 40: Knock One or Two or Three off? | larrybubkiss's Blog

It is the 40Th anniversary of this here blogster. As I sit typing this installment I feel an incredible amount of sperm building up within me. I am so ridiculously aroused right now and Mr. Penis has become somewhat of a nuisance. He keeps telling me things. Dirty things and I wish for my sake he would quiet down a smidge. The little protagonist is itching for some somthin somethin. I feel his pain as I am kind of connected to him and all, but dude CHILL!  He is always getting me into funny situations. He is my sitcom. With no commercial breaks. He is the type that wants to go and go. That fucker needs to stop reminding me of how horny I am. I guarantee if some beautiful stranger knocked on my door right now she would be a Lucky lady. *listens for wrap on door* Damn it...No one yet. *keeps waiting.*

I appealed to his fancy twice today already and yet he keeps clamoring for more and like 1 minute after I just finished him off. He just needs to be raped I am afraid.  Tied up and told who's boss. The wife seems to be coming out of her last sudden illness. She keeps asking me if I am getting sick now and I keep saying, "AH Nope, just horny!". To her of course horny is a disease, but to me it is mostly a blessing when I am allowed out of my leopard padded cave. I must go into seduce hyper drive tonight. She is in trouble.

Anyway wish me luck. *warms up soothing lotion* All this has certainly made me tougher and strongererererer.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIMgEEASoWQ  I group up quick and I grew up mean.